A 12-step program for IndyCar addicts

OKAY: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN... but since I am in a recovery program, I can relate with the real 12-step program, and yes, I am addicted to IndyCar.
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A 12-step recovery program for IndyCar addicts

1. We admit we are powerless over our addiction to wheel-to-wheel action

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves put this obsession in us for high-speed action

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of as many races as possible

4. Learned a complete team inventory for our self knowledge of the sport

5. Admitted to ourselves and to another fan the nature of obsession

6. Were entirely ready to have our fellow fan cheer in our ears

7.Humbly asked our family to forgive us for missing holidays and reunions to watch races

8. Made a list of all persons we wanted to meet that are affiliated with the league

9.Made direct amends to our wife or husband for forgetting your anniversary but remembering the date of the Indy 500

10.Continued to take personal every time our driver got wrecked out of the race by Marco Andretti

11.Sought through meditation and beer drinking to improve our conscious knowledge of the series, down to what a 'wicker bill' is

12.Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of the IndyCar Series, we tried to carry this message to other addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs